Today, Andre' and I went to church and told our friends that we were going to have a baby soon. They all seemed really happy for us (although our friend Ashleigh seemed a little concerned that the guy-who-would-skin-a-live-cat-and-eat-it-for-$100 {Andre'} was going to be a father!)
Ashleigh said she wanted to have a baby sometime soon, also, so we offered ours to her for a very modest $30K. We were just kidding around, of course! I mean, $30K would barely even cover the medical bills! This was another good day for all 3 of us.
